I love playing poker, particularly Texas Holdem. I love playing craps, too.
Don't get the wrong idea. I don't have a gambling problem. But when I go to Vegas or someplace like that, I partake and enjoy it.
Well, sometimes. Sometimes I absolutely hate it.
The amazing thing about poker and craps is when you're winning, poker and craps seem like the easiest games in the world. Like there's just no way you'll ever lose again. You need an inside straight? The card comes. You get pocket 10s, trips is coming on the flop.
You throw some money on a couple come bets, the dice always hit and you rake in the chips over and over again.
But when you're losing, poker and craps seem like the most impossible, frustrated games, like, 'How did I ever, ever, EVER, win in the past?' You never can pull that flush card or the full house, the person tossing the dice always throws three numbers and out.
You lose and lose and lose and you don't even remember how you won.
What the heck am I talking about?