Here's an idea for CNN, Fox News and all the other TV news shops running those ominous crawl lines under their breathless broadcasts of the Boston Marathon bombings.
I'm talking about those infuriating headlines that crawl across the bottom of the screen and tease upcoming news. Some networks run icy white letters in their crawls. Fox runs yellow letters, the color of warning. But I was watching CNN on Wednesday. And that network delivers its crawl on a bed of blazing, ill-omened red.
Around midday, CNN trumpeted the news that a bombing suspect had been arrested - a "dark-skinned male." It later corrected itself and reported that in fact there was no such arrest. Pretty darn embarrassing.
So here's the plan. Instead of running crawls that drip with menacing crimson imperative, maybe CNN should try something like this when there's nothing new to report about what happened in Boston:
... WE WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED, BUT GUESS WHAT? ... WE JUST DON'T KNOW YET. . WE DON'T HAVE THE FACTS ... WE DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW IF THE BOMBER IS A DARK-SKINNED MALE ... YEAH, WE SAID IT ON THE AIR, BUT, WHAT THE HECK? ... IT COULD BE A WHITE MAN ... SOME GUY TOLD US ABOUT 'THE DARK-SKINNED MALE' AND, WELL, OOPS ... OUR BAD. . FOR NOW, WE JUST DON'T KNOW ... REPEAT ... WE JUST DON'T KNOW ... WHEN WE DO HAVE FACTS ... WHEN WE KNOW . WE'LL TELL YOU ... REALLY ... UNTIL THEN ... WE JUST DON'T KNOW ... WE JUST DON'T ... KNOW.
Wouldn't it be nice? It would be refreshing. There's a certain truthiness about it, no?
I can't speak for the TV networks. I'm a newspaperman. And newspaper editors love it when reporters bring them hot news. Yet there are eight little words that the best newspaper editors also like:
I just don't know. But I'll find out.