Sean Dillon has tried to love the Minnesota State Fair like a local. Friends have even offered to guide him through it.
But the Fargo native and one-time New Yorker who now lives in Minneapolis doesn’t have nostalgia to fall back on, no baby’s first Skyride pinned to his refrigerator.
Dillon’s first visit in 2019 simply wasn’t a match.
“Seeing animals birthed is not something that especially excites me,” said the 44-year-old. He also cites a disinterest in farm equipment and an inability to eat more than four things before he gets sick as a reason to stay away.
About a third of Minnesotans go to the event billed as the Great Minnesota Get-Together, assuming everyone who goes is from Minnesota and only goes once. That means two-thirds of Minnesotans don’t.
These people aren’t lured by the seeming lawlessness of parking on a St. Paul resident’s front yard. The idea of beer slushies and deep-fried ranch dressing just seems wrong. And carving Princess Kay’s likeness into 90 pounds of butter seems like a waste when there is so much corn on the cob in this state.
They feel no need to enter the great debate: Pronto Pup vs. corndog, or to down enough bottomless milk to induce lactose intolerance.