Justin Timberlake scarred me for life.
No, his new album, "Man of the Woods," wasn't that atrocious (I actually enjoyed it, to a degree), and you definitely did not miss another wardrobe malfunction.
This scarring all went down behind the cameras during preparations for the most watched television event of the year, the Super Bowl halftime show, starring J.T. and me — along with about 320 other members of the University of Minnesota marching band and hundreds of extras.
Unfortunately, the halftime honchos decided that the flutists and clarinetists (that would be me) were not necessary for the band. (No custom-fitted tuxedos imported from Arizona for us like the other marching band musicians.) So we became extras and holders of props.
That's where the scars come in.
The show was constantly changing. Sometimes the parts that we had worked on for hours were cut the very next day. Because the song "Mirrors" was such a visual number, the choreography with the handheld mirror props was always being tweaked. In the middle of trying out new moves, I smacked myself in the face with one of the giant mirrors. It wouldn't have been a problem if the edges of this plastic cardboard mirror contraption had not been corrugated. So I ended up with two attractive squarish marks on my face that would just not stop bleeding.
But the rehearsal must go on.
Of course, all of this happened in secrecy. The marching band found out in December that we would be in the halftime show, but we couldn't tell anyone. Then there were about 60 hours of rehearsal over three weeks right before the Super Bowl just as classes were starting up again.