Mike Zimmer's chances of wrestling a third NFC North title from Green Bay's stranglehold didn't change one iota when an exhausting offseason of rumors about Aaron Rodgers' demise in Titletown proved predictably exaggerated as the reigning NFL MVP reported for training camp on time at 8:28 Tuesday morning.
Your thoughts, Zim?
"I have a hard enough time knowing if our guys are going to report," Zimmer joked as his eighth camp as Vikings coach opened at TCO Performance Center.
C'mon, coach. You had to be following the mind-numbing 24/7 loop of speculation spewing from The Shield's offseason hype machines, eh?
Rodgers and the Packers were at war — albeit through media surrogates perfectly positioned to keep all hands clean for when it came time for the combatants to reunite and blame the media for blowing everything out of proportion.
Rodgers, if you recall, was going to become host of "Jeopardy!" He was going to retire. He was going to sit out training camp, which would have been huge, just like he sat out OTAs and minicamp, which was not huge. Bottom line, he was never, ever, never going to play for the Packers ever again!
"Yeah," Zimmer said, "I might have kept track of it."
No need. Rodgers will play for the Packers in 2021, which was way-too-predictable once the draft came and went with No. 12 still on the roster.