Maybe a nickname would help.
The Twins of 2006 knew exactly who they were and how they won when former White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen dubbed their bottom-of-the-order nuisances "Piranhas." They were dirt-on-the-jersey gamers, they were no-name pests, and they somehow managed to scratch together enough runs to win.
They had an identity, in other words, a concept that seems foreign at Target Field today. The Twins have adopted a few identities over the years, from the Hrbek & Puck champions of a couple of decades ago, to the M & M Boys lineup that carried the Twins to the postseason in the post-Piranha years.
"I used to hear a lot of teams say, 'We want to be like the Twins,' " General Manager Terry Ryan said before this season. "I used to take a lot of pride in that statement. But we don't have anybody saying that right now."
Maybe that's because the 2013 Twins are virtually impossible to categorize, and that nebulousness may explain their descent into the depths of the AL Central.
"There's not one thing where you say, 'Here's what we do. Come and beat us,' " manager Ron Gardenhire said. "We need contributions from all 25 guys. The lineup, the pitchers, the bullpen, me and my coaches — everybody."
They are not …
So far, that formula hasn't worked. In fact, it's far easier to pinpoint what the Twins are not than what they are.
They're not a veteran team, not with first- or second-year players occupying almost half the active roster. Then again, they're not a start-from-scratch team of kids, not when the four hitters considered the heart of the batting order are all over 30.