The Twins used their first pick in the MLB draft this week on an 18-year-old pitcher who has hit 102 miles per hour on the radar gun. On a related note, look for a meteor the size of Texas to crash into Earth any day now.
This wasn't just a curveball. This was the organization re-enacting the final 10 minutes of "The Usual Suspects" in a draft war room. Nobody saw this coming.
"It is not a typical Twins draft," chuckled Mike Radcliff, the team's vice president of player personnel.
Rather than take a college hitter at No. 26 overall — which would fit their history neatly — they selected New Jersey high school pitcher Chase Petty, who has a fictional-sounding name and a flamethrower for a right arm.
That turnabout underscores an undeniable truism that governs baseball: Everything comes down to pitching, and getting it right is equal parts scouting savvy, coaching development and basic luck.
The Los Angeles Angels took things to the extreme this week by using all 20 of their draft picks on pitchers, a move that is either reckless or genius.
"You never have enough pitching. Ever," Radcliff said.
The Derek Falvey front office is on the clock to fix the Twins' pitching staff, which is their purported bailiwick. If their regime ultimately fails, it will be because they failed in the most important area of baseball.