The Twins open camp to pitchers and catchers later this week after an offseason that looked, from an outside perspective, like the way many of us prepared for college exams.
A lot of procrastination followed by an all-night cram session the day before the test.
Contrary to some opinions voiced on social media, I do not believe the Twins brain trust slept through the first part of the hot stove calendar. Patience usually doesn't score brownie points with those who obsess over the speed at which organizations conduct business in the offseason. Hey, I'm guilty in this case, too.
Tracking the Twins' winter shopping followed distinct stages, as if staring at a pot of water coming to a boil.
Nov. 15: Hello, is anyone home?
Dec. 15: Well, we're waiting. [Judge Smails voice.]
Jan. 15: For the love of all things sacred, please do SOMETHING!
Feb. 5: Hey, nice moves. This team looks pretty good. Play ball!