At least one Minnesota turkey will be spared this Thanksgiving.
But no guarantees for the days after.
"He'll get to go live at my girlfriend's parents' place," said turkey farmer Peyton Linn, setting the nameless bird on a table in front of gawking media, legislative staff and some roving cabinet secretaries at a State Capitol reception on Tuesday.
"At least for a little longer," added Jes Westbrock, president of the Minnesota Turkey Growers Association and Linn's mom.
So continues Minnesota's proud — if stony — tradition of not making too big a deal about our food.
Gov. Tim Walz and other dignitaries and industry players appeared at the Capitol with the turkey on a table, mostly, to say hello, talk poultry news and then let everything continue on its predestined way.
The bird boasted white plumage, lobster-red wattle and caruncles, a pensive, beady stare and — as tradition dictates — no name.
While those North Carolinian turkeys named "Chocolate" and "Chip," who were pardoned on Monday by President Biden and spent a night in the luxurious Willard InterContinental Hotel in Washington, D.C., will go live long lives on the campus of North Carolina State University, Minnesotans approach their livestock with less whimsy.