Ah, spring break. Sun against bare skin, waves lapping at your feet, and hawkers pushing fishing trips in Cabo, Disney tickets in Orlando, helicopter rides in Hawaii and show tickets in Vegas, all free.
What's spring break without the enticement of a time-share? Should you take the bait and get a freebie in exchange for four hours of your vacation?
No. It's not that I'm against buying a time-share. It's because the $10,000 to $20,000 that a buyer plunks down for a "new" time-share through a resort is money that will never be recouped. Even time-share marketers, who are known to make unfulfilled promises, have quit using the word "investment."
Ed Shaw, a lawyer who specializes in bankruptcies and divorce in Brainerd, sees individuals and couples every month who want to get out of their contracts. It's an investment that people enjoy until the relationship or the income stream dries up.
"A time-share is always a hot potato in a divorce," he said. "They all want the other side to have it."
Even if a time-share is paid off, there are annual maintenance fees of about $1,100 on average and those costs are rising about 5 percent each year. Then the owner may get socked with a special assessment. Owners can just quit paying the annual fees, but resorts take them to collections and ruin their credit.
Shaw has seen older couples who no longer use their time-share due to poor health who are scared that the kids will be burdened with annual maintenance fees. "They don't want their kids to have to inherit it," he said.
His advice? "Don't buy one unless it's on a fire sale for a few hundred bucks. Make sure it's a place you want to go, and it's well-maintained from a legitimate company. Do your homework.," he said.