PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA – A 25-hour travel day on zero minutes of sleep after covering one of the wackiest Super Bowls on record tends to make a person a little loopy.
But I have arrived at the Winter Olympics and can proclaim with a great deal of confidence that Nick Foles nailed it to win the gold medal in the LII Games.
Wait, scratch that. Forgive me. The body clock remains in recovery mode from a dastardly combination of sleep deprivation and 15-hour time zone change.
The time difference between here and the Twin Cities will make things a little tricky in terms of coverage and viewing, but I had an ingenious plan to keep my brain from short-circuiting while trying to subtract 15 hours in my head all day long.
I'm a traditionalist. I still like looking at my watch to tell time. For reasons unexplained, my watch occasionally takes a siesta and gets a little behind my iPhone time, but I refuse to give up on my watch.
To combat my remedial math skills, I bought a $10 digital watch off Amazon and I'm wearing two watches: one set to South Korea time and one to Central time.
I was feeling pretty proud until my colleague Rachel Blount, a veteran of 11 Olympic Games, showed me her Fossil watch that displays two time zones on one watch.
Now I feel like a dope.
Alas, the Opening Ceremony is Friday so here's a Cliffs Notes version: NHL players aren't allowed to participate, the North Koreans are, and the Russians were quasi-invited.