President Donald Trump has done nothing to stop Russians from tampering with U.S. elections. But give him credit. He's valiantly guarding America's laundry rooms.
Even if it means a protracted trade battle, the president has vowed to protect consumers from a broad selection of stylishly designed, well-made, competitively priced washing machines. Imported washing machines, that is, the kind people buy because they hate America.
Within days of Trump's decision some weeks back, South Korea and Mexico vowed to retaliate by imposing duties on as-yet-unspecified U.S. exports to their countries.
Thanks to new Trump administration tariffs, expect higher prices and fewer choices when your old Kenmore heads to the scrap yard. Sellers, as well as buyers, will be hung out to dry.
Take that, Best Buy!
In a related step, Trump has safeguarded the nation from environmentally friendly energy production, slapping a stiff tariff on imported solar panels. Let's hear it for (cough) clean (cough) coal.
Meanwhile, a new tariff raises the price of newsprint imported from Canada by as much by 10 percent. This will squeeze the finances of the Enemies of the People, newspapers that publish very, very unfair news, in addition to very, very misleading weather forecasts.
Next up: "Renegotiating" the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), a project likely to raise prices on thousands upon thousands of goods imported from Mexico and Canada. Not to mention upending the economics of countless U.S. manufacturers who get parts and supplies from those countries.