A friend asked the other day whether I was taking the Donald Trump phenomenon more seriously as time goes by, what with the trash-talking tycoon's confoundingly persistent dominance in most polls among Republican presidential candidates — a lead lately threatened, but only by neurosurgeon Ben Carson, another way-outsider with a mystifying appeal.
I said that as a Minnesota political junkie (and "jackal") who had been jolted pretty good by professional wrestler Jesse Ventura's "shock the world" election as governor 17 years ago, I had never been altogether surprised by Trump's crowd-pleasing power. Ventura proved that boastful bombast, flamboyantly bad manners and theatrical claims of contempt for the whole conventional established order has a constituency — or maybe a "fan base."
My friend, a smart political journalist, nodded, but observed that Jesse was able to sneak through as a third-party protest vote in a gubernatorial race — a victory path unavailable in presidential politics.
That's when I knew we were moving briskly through the Seven Stages of Trump.
I guess we've arrived somewhere between Denial and Bargaining — no longer sure a Trump triumph is inconceivable, but charting all the ways it probably won't happen in the end.
I first wrote about the Ventura precedent for Trumpism back in the ancient days of August, seconding a warning from U.S. Rep. Keith Ellison, another Minnesotan who had cautioned scoffing national TV commentators that "stranger things have happened" than a Trump nomination.
But frankly, I didn't expect still to be puzzling over the Trump mystery come November — much less that Carson would be the only rival making him sweat by then.
It was clear at last week's debate that the outsiders' opponents, and national journalists, are also careening in disbelief through the "stages" — witness Ohio Gov. John Kasich's plea that Republicans "wake up" before they nominate a "fantasy" candidate, and moderator John Harwood's asking Trump whether his isn't a "comic-book" candidacy. The East Coast punditocracy, in general, seems to have reached the Guilt stage, spending a lot of time these days speculating on why the elite political press underestimated Trump's, and Carson's, staying power. This has the extra advantage of allowing them to continue thinking about themselves rather than pondering the alien sensibilities of the hordes swarming behind the Donald and the Good Doctor.