Strap in. You've endured nearly a year of debates and skirmishes among politicians vying for the presidential nominations of the Republican and Democratic parties. But you ain't seen nothing yet, as the hit song puts it.
We are heading into a five-month blitz of caucuses and primary elections in which Hillary Clinton will battle Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley to be the Democratic nominee in the fall — while Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio and more square off on the Republican side. The action kicks off with the Iowa caucuses on Feb. 1 and culminates in July with each party's national convention, where each party's delegates will at last anoint one nominee.
How did we end up with a five-month-long process of contests just to choose nominees? No other democratic country is similarly afflicted. And that's before we begin the five-month general election campaign to decide — finally — who gets the keys to the White House.
America's bizarre system for choosing each party's candidates was never intended. It emerged from the pursuit of a noble ideal: democracy. But it has produced an indefensible affront to our values. Many of you may recoil at your choice of candidates in November and conclude that they don't reflect the beliefs of most Americans.
Here's how it happened.
In the late 1790s, after George Washington declined to run for a third term, a skirmish broke out between the two political parties forming at the time, and each turned to its members in Congress to nominate candidates for president and vice president. For the next quarter-century, this insider process — named King Caucus — ruled.
Candy for history buffs: King Caucus threatened the "separation of powers" principle of our Constitution, with its plan for independent branches of government to battle and, in the process, check each other. With Congress in control of who would be nominated for president, presidents felt pressure to pander to Congress. Take President James Madison: He may have pushed for the bloody War of 1812 against the Brits to curry favor with King Caucus and secure his renomination. What the Constitution had separated, King Caucus fused.
In a pattern that continues down to our time, reformers decried the control of "insiders" and insisted on more popular control over who was nominated. The fight to democratize the political parties led in 1832 to national party conventions — a first among democratic countries.