We only have a little while longer to enjoy the rumor-mongering and slinging going on at baseball's winter meetings. So in honor of the Hot Stove madness, this beautiful site and La Velle, we invite you to post your ideal offseason scenarios for the Twins. They can be real. They can be made up. They can be whatever you want them to be. Us? All we want is for the baby in that picture to not represent Bill Smith, while the frying pan represents a third base upgrade (and maybe a shot at a high-risk, high-reward pitcher with upside?). In case you missed it last night, our impromptu appearance (as did The Marth) on the SethSpeaks.net podcast. We came in around 26 minutes in, accidentally hung up once, talked some Twins, argued, made peace and then hung up for good at about the 42-minute mark.
Otherwise, be safe out there. A general rule of thumb while driving on sketchy roads: take whatever speed a Vikings skill position player would deem safe in good conditions, divide it by about 3, and proceed.
