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TFD: Lockout buzzkill can't derail McNabb to Vikings rumors and NFL schedule release

Good times.

By Michael Rand

April 18, 2011 at 10:16PM

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

For your amusement: *The Donovan McNabb to the Vikings rumors won't go away. It's so bad that we decided to make that awful Paint rendition of McNabb wearing the purple.

*The complete NFL schedule will apparently be announced at 6 p.m. tomorrow.

This is all, of course, hypothetical and contingent up on millionaires and billionaires getting things figured out.

about the writer

Michael Rand

Columnist / Reporter

Michael Rand is the Minnesota Star Tribune's Digital Sports Senior Writer and host/creator of the Daily Delivery podcast. In 25 years covering Minnesota sports at the Minnesota Star Tribune, he has seen just about everything (except, of course, a Vikings Super Bowl).

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