Aaron Hicks is fast enough to play center field for any big-league team, but with the Twins, speed may not be enough. Considering the mess that is the Twins' pitching staff, Hicks might need a bicycle and a helicopter.
A dozen days from Opening Day, the Twins' pitching staff looks primed to threaten Hicks' health and the franchise's well-being.
The rotation looks like an unsafe bridge to the future, and the bullpen is an episode of Two and a Half Men.
When Sam Deduno left camp to pitch for the Dominican Republic, the Twins considered him an extra arm. By the time he returns, they might welcome him like a savior.
Brian Duensing has an ERA of higher than 5 his past two seasons, and he might be the Twins' third-best reliever.
There are plenty of signs of hope in Twins camp. They just rarely take the mound at Hammond Stadium.
You can walk to the back fields and gape at Miguel Sano's power or Alex Meyer's fastball. You can admire Hicks' range or be swayed by the general health and cheerfulness of Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau, or the skillful fielding of Brian Dozier and Pedro Florimon.
The Twins appear to be building a quality team for 2014 or 2015 while basing their 2013 hopes on a collection of pitchers who are either recovering from surgery or trying to ignore their own résumés.