LONDON - In a short period of time on Thursday night, Usain Bolt won the Olympic 200 meters despite a sore back, became the first person ever to win the 100 and 200 meters in consecutive Olympics, fist-bumped a volunteer before his race, executed a perfect imitation of the Queen of England's parade-style wave, did pushups and paraded around Olympic Stadium calling himself a "legend."
Believe it or not, the man is selling himself short. Because "legend," given what Bolt accomplished in Beijing and London, is a grotesque understatement.
Because he's too shy to say it himself, let me:
Usain Bolt is the greatest athlete who ever lived.
It's simple as what Bolt said to fellow Jamaican Warren Weir at the starting line, when correctly predicting the Jamaican order of finish with his quaint Jamaican lilt:
"One, two, t'ree."
The popular comparison at these Olympics pits Bolt against swimmer Michael Phelps, who upped his take to 18 gold and 22 total medals in the Aquatics Center down the block. The proper comparisons are to Carl Lewis and Jesse Owens and ... who else even belongs in the conversation?
Bolt wins this comparison the way he wins Olympic sprints -- going away, and with ease. Thursday night, he won the 200 in 19.32 seconds, a shade off the Olympic record of 19.30, while slowing down to protect his sore back. He owns the world records in the 100 and 200, making him, logically, the fastest man who ever lived, and what is more seminal in sports than being the fastest man on land?