Rick Spielman refers to himself as the "COVID police."
Presumably, the Vikings general manager isn't patrolling the team's palatial headquarters with a badge looking for non-mask wearers or employees ignoring social distancing protocols as training camp commences in earnest this week. But Sheriff Spielman is preaching vigilance. He expects others to act similarly.
"It's on everybody in this organization," Spielman said Monday, "whether you're a player or coach or anyone on the staff to not only be responsible inside this building but also be responsible outside this building."
This is how the NFL intends/hopes/prays to make pandemic football succeed, in the absence of a bubble. The honor system. Self-policing.
Is this plan realistic?
Time will tell whether the league's model will work or ultimately prove that allowing thousands of employees the freedom to live outside a bubble during a season leaves organizations too vulnerable in trying to contain a virus that is not loosening its grip.
Early returns from non-bubble brethren Major League Baseball are not exactly encouraging in predicting how football will manage this endeavor. Especially since football rosters are double the size of baseball rosters, and blocking, tackling and fumble scrums represent the antithesis of social distancing.
"I think everybody is cautiously optimistic," Vikings coach Mike Zimmer said.