The only surprise out of the first investor conference call Target's executives have held since disclosing one of the biggest retail customer data breaches ever was just how boring the call was.
Target managed to achieve that Wednesday morning with both what its executives said and how they said it.
In the customary format for such things, Target CEO Gregg Steinhafel delivered scripted opening remarks. He did so in a voice so flat that he sounded like one of the machines that advise you to insert cash or credit card when leaving a parking ramp.
Two key lieutenants then jumped on the call, and they sure didn't cut anything short. But while the transcript of the call runs 26 pages, there wasn't that much new on the implications of the data breach.
The topic came up, sure, but there may have been nearly as much to be learned about the women's swimwear promotional tie-in with Sports Illustrated.
With so much unknown about the remaining costs of cleaning up the breach, the company has only recorded pretax data breach expenses of $61 million, as of the end of the fiscal year on Feb. 1. With the anticipated collection of $44 million of insurance proceeds, the net expense in fiscal 2013 was just 2 cents per share.
None of this is meant as criticism of Target's managers, because in many ways their presentation was as skilled as any I've heard. What they have managed to do, and what investors have largely accepted, is that the story is no longer about a data breach.
The story is once again about how successful Target is at its business of selling merchandise to its customers.