Baseball still held the soul of America's sports consumers entering the 1960s. You weren't a major league town unless you had a Major League Baseball team, and ours arrived on the Bloomington prairie in April 1961.
Minnesotans were possessed with this team, with these Twins. We chose our favorite players and also culled out our least favorites.
Harmon Killebrew was the first hero of the masses, but you would hear a surprising number of newbie fans say their favorite player was center fielder Lenny Green or pitcher Shorty Pleis.
My guys were the kid at shortstop, Zoilo Versalles, and the ace starter, Camilo Pascual. The Twins were billing Versalles as "Zorro," and the popular sobriquet for Camilo was "the Castilian Curveballer."
Jim Lemon, a slugger who didn't live up to his advance billing, was the first Twin to hear the wrath of Met Stadium crowds.
I also had friends who were quick to tire of Bob Allison's streakiness. He became their personal whipping boy, and they repeated the fable that Allison was related to owner Calvin Griffith; "He's a nephew or something," they would say.
As a 15-year-old fan, I devoted my bashing to Earl Battey, the slow-footed catcher. He hit into way too many rally-killing double plays for my taste. Heck, he got thrown out at first base when he hit a one-hopper to right field (Lou Clinton was the culprit, I believe).
Poor Earl.