For the third time in 10 years, legislators are considering financial repairs for Minnesota's public pension plans. The message this time is that there's nothing fundamentally wrong with our pension system; our retired public employees are just living longer than expected. Many argue that making prompt changes to adjust for longer life expectancies — and lowering our investment expectations in light of market realities — again shows how prudently and responsibly we manage these plans.
But dump all the talking points in a colander, shake well, and this is what's left behind:
• Our pension plans should have $75 billion in hand today to pay for benefits to existing retirees and for the retirement benefits that public employees who are still working have already earned.
• As of the beginning of 2016 the pension plans had only $58 billion in retirement assets.
• That $75 billion is enough only if the retirement assets earn an average of 8 percent every year in the future. The pension plans' own actuaries have put the odds on realizing that goal over the next 20 years at just slightly better than 1 in 3. If we only can earn an average of 7 percent every year, we should have around $85 billion in hand right now. According to the actuaries, the odds of earning a 7 percent return are no better than a coin flip.
• Even if fantastic investment returns are available in the future, we still need the money to take advantage of them. Thanks to changing demographics, pension plans are now paying out more in benefits than they are taking in from contributions to invest to meet future retirement obligations. Last year alone, cash flows out of Minnesota's pension funds exceeded inflows by more than $2 billion. As this trend continues, and less capital is retained to invest, it will become more and more difficult to rely on investment performance alone to get out of this hole.
• In addition to all this, employees will earn additional benefits as long as they keep working, and all these new benefits need to be funded, too.
As Capt. Ross said to the jury in the movie "A Few Good Men: "These are the facts. And they are undisputed."