Deserving Turkeys who didn't make the cut for Thursday's banquet:

Kevin Garnett:After closing his career as a seldom-seen Timberwolf, he still hasn't shown up to say goodbye to his adoring Minnesota fans.

Marlene Stollings: Couldn't win in U hoops with Rachel Banham. Reason: No demand for defense.

U.S. Bank Stadium: Opulent strictly for sake of opulence; dedicated to minting millions for Vikings, not serving customers.