Hockey has the Gordie Howe Hat Trick — a goal, an assist and a fight.
The Twins offer, for your consideration, the Eddie Rosario Cycle, an ever-evolving and creatively produced set of actions intended to confuse baseball fans of all ages.
On Sunday, Rosario not only ran through a stop sign given by the Twins third-base coach, Tony Diaz — he almost ran over Diaz himself, who needed to execute a Dalvin Cook deke to survive. Rosario was thrown out easily at home, short-circuiting a rally that could have won a game that the Twins lost to Detroit 10-8.
Rosario watched a ball bounce off the ground and into the limestone wall to the left of the left-field foul pole, then disregarded the ball when it bounded back into the field, not realizing that the Target Field ground rules consider that ball in play.
He leaped for a home run and might have touched it before it bounced off the top of the fence.
He also threw to the wrong base at least once.
Somehow, Rosario went 2-for-4 with a home run and a walk and had a bad game.
Maybe he's trying too hard because he got a look at Brent Rooker's swing.