Good afternoon from Finland, where I'm about to board the team bus for Tampere, Finland, which is 110 miles north of Helsinki.
Get out a piece of paper and draw a triangle. The top is Tampere, the bottom right is Helsinki, the bottom left is Turku.
Not only am I a navigational whiz, I'm a geometry whiz. My nickname in high school was, "Heptagon."
The Wild visits the Finnish Elite League team, Ilves, at 11 a.m. Central Time, 7 p.m. Jari Kurri Time.
The game, which will be played on the bigger/not-NHL ice sheet, is not televised. The game is not on radio (bright side: no Falness!).
That means my Twitter is one of the rare places you can actually get real-time updates on this 11 a.m. exhibition, so go to www.twitter.com/russostrib and click FOLLOW. Do it now! Do it!
As you can see by clicking this link, Ilves is currently the second-worst team in the Finnish Elite League, only better than that sad team to the east of here that just may be partly owned by a certain captain who wears Iron Range Red (The Iron Range Red goaltender's team, HIFK, happens to be the second-best; just sayin').
According to Finnish reporter Juha Hiitelä (http://hiitela.blogspot.com and SBS Cityradios; twitter @jhiitela), Ilves has the smallest payroll in the Elite League at 1,5 million euros. Last game, they had seven skaters born 1990 and later. In comparison, Kärpät Oulu (the team Backstrom used to star on) has the biggest payroll, 2,8M, IFK 2,7M, Jokerit 2,6M. Average salary of Finnish League player is a little more than 60K.