You have to appreciate the optimism, at least, of a team that hands out magnetic schedules for three consecutive days, then gives the paying customers so little reason to need them.
The smallest crowd in Target Field history — announced at 20,650, topping the previous low of 21,826 last Sept. 9 — was rewarded Thursday with bright sunshine, relatively warm temperatures, and the Twins' ninth loss in a row on their home diamond, dating back to last season.
Coincidentally, the deflating 6-1 loss to Oakland was also the Twins' ninth in a row against the A's, a team that accomplishes to many of the things they aspire to: Offense at every spot in the lineup, enough power to score more than a run at a time, and starting pitching that might not be overpowering but still is plenty effective.
"It's a tough team," outfielder Jason Kubel said of the defending AL West champions. "We battled. We just have to keep playing hard and start scoring some runs."
Heck, start with some hits. Brian Dozier smashed his third home run of the season in the first inning, and Kubel and Josmil Pinto added singles in the second. But Dan Straily and his 88-mile-per-hour fastball held the Twins hitless from that point on. With the help of two relievers, no Twins player reached second base in the final seven innings.
"Those little breaking balls, and the deception with his fastball — he had us off-balance," manager Ron Gardenhire said.
That's a big change. The Twins actually led the league in scoring during the season's first week, and were confident that their offense was underrated. But the A's held them to eight runs over three games, scored 21 of their own, and swept a series from the Twins for the third time in three seasons.
Maybe it's best that so few people showed up to watch.