Here's a stat the NFL probably wants you pass-happy, fantasy football-loving new-schoolers to look away from after a Week-1-plus-Week-2-Thursday-nighter throwback to old-school football:
Twelve of the 16 teams that won Week 1 threw for fewer than 246 yards, including seven that threw for fewer than 175 yards. Week 2 opened with Jalen Hurts throwing for 193 yards to beat the Vikings 34-28 and raise his record to 2-0 while averaging 181.5 yards passing per game.
Meanwhile, back in Week 1 …
Atlanta's Desmond Ridder needed only 15 completions, 18 attempts and 115 yards to win his third NFL game by two touchdowns.
Cleveland's Deshaun Watson threw for 154 yards and a 67.3 passer rating and won by 21 over Cincinnati's Joe Burrow, the highest paid player in league history, who threw for 82 yards.
Washington's Sam Howell was sacked six times and won. Dallas' Dak Prescott completed 13 passes for 143 yards and won 40-0.
Green Bay's Jordan Love needed only 15 completions to throw for 245 yards, a league-high 123.2 passer rating and three touchdowns to beat the Bears in Chicago by 18 points for his first career victory after sitting behind Aaron Rodgers for three years.
Speaking of Rodgers, the most unfortunate and worst possible buzzkill that could have hit the NFL this season came on his fourth snap as a Jet on Monday night. Rodgers' season-ending — and hopefully-not-career-ending — torn Achilles gave way to Zach Wilson riding shotgun to victory behind New York's defense and special teams. Wilson completed only 14 passes for 140 yards in the Jets' overtime upset of Buffalo.