Into the maw they go.
The 2019 season is eight days old, and it feels like Bryce Harper has made headlines in every one of them. He's a franchise messiah, go the hot takes in Philadelphia, and a money-worshiping traitor, say the forsaken in Washington. He has saluted his right-field groupies with exaggerated bows of thanks in his new home park, and the invective-spewing antagonists with a deep bow of, let's say whimsy, in his old one.
He's struck out to loud cheers against his former team's ace, and hit a long home run, punctuated by one of the most in-your-face bat-flip flourishes in big-league history, late in the same game.
And oh, yes, he's been the best hitter in baseball, leading the majors with a ridiculous 1.844 on-base-plus-slugging average.
Perhaps you've noticed him.
"We've seen it," said Jake Odorizzi, who will face Harper for the first time on Friday. "He's all over the TV."
Into this Bryce Bacchanal comes the Twins, like the Phillies one of four major league teams with only one loss. They'll meet three times this weekend at Citizens Bank Park, Minnesota's first visit since 2010. Safe to say, the attention paid to Minnesota's early success is dwarfed by the spotlight on their opponent, and its latter-day Alex Rodriguez, a superstar with super-polarizing attributes.
"It's going to be crazy. A weekend in Philadelphia? Their fans are so fired up," said reliever Trevor May, himself a former Phillies farmhand who had reached Class AA when the Twins traded for him in December 2012. "Bryce has changed that team."