In one of the most audacious attempts to influence draft odds in Minnesota history — or sports history, for that matter — backup Timberwolves big man Mark Madsen attempted seven three-pointers in the final 10 minutes of the 2005-06 season after not attempting a single three all season.
All seven attempts came in overtime and double overtime of a 102-92 loss to the Grizzlies, and all of them missed the mark as part of a 1-for-15 overall shooting night for Madsen.
Grizzlies forward Brian Cardinal, who had tied the game with a late three-pointer that, had it been as wayward as Madsen's attempts, would have caused this farce to never exist, had the perfect quote afterwards.
"We were fortunate," Cardinal said. "Mark Madsen wasn't 'on' tonight."
The loss helped the Wolves finish the year 33-49, improving their draft lottery odds (and eventually draft position) by a couple spots.
As a reward, they found themselves with the No. 6 pick, which they used to select Brandon Roy — only to swap him immediately for Randy Foye, a nice player but hardly a franchise savior.
Roy, a three-time All-Star who later ran into injury problems, might have been worth one night of absurdity. The basketball gods, however, delivered their swift revenge on the Wolves.
Intentional losing (tanking, if you prefer) isn't usually so obviously defined, though, nor is its outcome always punitive — as I talked about on Thursday's Daily Delivery podcast.