This was the mid-1970s and a reasonably young and not-yet-sober sportswriter was having what remains a wondrous time covering the Twins on a daily basis.
Among the characters of that era was third baseman Eric Soderholm. We called him "Solid Sod," mostly because it had a rhythm, and not always the logic under which he operated.
One day came a report a Twins player had fallen in a concrete hole while looking at a property in Burnsville (I believe) and suffered broken ribs.
And a teammate said: "They could've said, 'One of the Twins fell in a hole and broke ribs,' and we all would've responded, "Did Sod get hurt bad?' "
Decades later, I can't be sure what Twins from the seven seasons from 2014 to 2020 were saying when discovering that a teammate had perhaps his best season and, at a time when relievers are valued more than ever, announced his retirement at age 34, but the guess would be this:
"So Trevor May's retiring, huh?"
There was this moment on Sept. 28, as the Twins were playing the last home game of the regular season. Lowly Oakland had taken a 2-1 lead and the Twins were coming up for the bottom of the ninth inning.
And here came Cory Provus to inform the radio audience that May was coming in, and then reeling off some spectacular statistics compiled by the Athletics closer over the second half of the schedule.