Minneapolis officials, past and present, lined up Sunday to take a swing at nobody's favorite Kmart.
"At long last, Minneapolis," said Mayor Jacob Frey, stepping up eagerly to a line of ceremonial sledgehammers in front of a ceremonial slab of wallboard. "This Kmart is coming down, and Nicollet Avenue is opening back up."
There was a time when building a big-box store in the middle of a busy city street sounded like a good idea to Minneapolis planners. That time was the 1970s.
The city spent the next five decades regretting what it did to Nicollet Avenue and to itself.
Year after year, administration after administration worked to buy back the 10-acre site, one piece at a time, until it regained the right to smash that Kmart to smithereens and clear a path to Eat Street. The fire that tore through the abandoned building last week accelerated the demolition that had been planned for the spring.
But first, there were plenty of people in Minneapolis who wanted to take a parting whack at Kmart.
"I can't wait to get smashed on a Sunday morning," joked former Mayor R.T. Rybak, before hefting a sledgehammer and taking a few symbolic swings at a slab of wallboard.
Not quite as satisfying as hammering the actual building. Although Frey did take a few cathartic whacks at a concrete pylon in front of the store before he turned in his sledgehammer.