I have been thinking a lot about ballhootin' lately.
Along the steep slopes of the southern Appalachian Mountains, folks have a word for that sickening oh-my-gosh-how's-this-going-to-end sensation when your car starts sliding down an icy mountain road. It's called ballhootin', and it is a great word. It expresses both the giddy excitement and grim inevitability of an uncertain outcome beyond human control.
The colorful regionalism comes from the area's lumbering days when trees cut high up the side of a mountain would be trimmed of protruding branches, their business ends rounded and, once winter delivered frozen ground and a lubricating blanket of snow, the logs would be sent down the mountain as lumbermen shouted out, "Ballhootin'!" as a warning to those below.
And it's been a ballhootin' market. To recap: During the week of the anniversary of 9/11, hurricanes tore up Texas, Florida and the Caribbean, North Korea sent missiles flying over Japan, President Donald Trump cozied up to his new best buds — "Chuck and Nancy," Democratic congressional leaders Sen. Chuck Schumer and Rep. Nancy Pelosi — and revelations about Russian sponsored anti-Hillary Clinton ads on Facebook fueled more speculation about possible Trump campaign collusion.
During this bone-jarring spate of headlines, the stock market capped its biggest one-week gain of the year, setting new highs along the way. Commentators were quick to explain that the market, in its wisdom, is looking through it all.
Staggering storm losses? Could have been worse. Threats of nuclear war? We will muddle through. Political whiplash and uncertainty at home? We have come to expect the unexpected.
Not everyone is so sanguine, however.
"There's all kinds of reasons for the market to be very jittery, but it's not. So why is that?" asked Tim Quast, a market observer out of Denver. Quast's firm, Modern IR, of which he founded and is its president, pioneered a way to quantify the "behavior of money" behind stock trading, helping public companies understand market gyrations affecting their stocks. "We have a market today where great bulk of money is following a model and tracking a benchmark," he argues.