Everything you've heard about Mark Twain and me is true: I won't deny it. Twain and I have had a relationship for years.
A line from Twain, an intimate companion in my academic work, became my motto: "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." As a resident of Connecticut, I have the good fortune to call myself a neighbor of Twain's and can brag about being a regular visitor to his home.
In fact, it's gone beyond that: I'm now one of the trustees of the Mark Twain House and Museum. My husband knows about it and approves. As a professor of American literature, Michael has forged quite the relationship with Mark Twain himself over the years.
Is it odd to be talking about Twain as if he were still alive? Not really — not since Twain is publishing an entirely new, never-before-seen book on Tuesday. Not many dead authors get to aim for the bestseller list. (Look, I'm still aiming for my last book to get into paperback.)
Please understand that Twain's death was not greatly exaggerated: It's not as if Samuel Clemens (the author's real name) has been found playing billiards and smoking cigars in his restored Hartford home. What has been discovered among his papers at the University of California, Berkeley, however, are notes detailing characters Twain invented for the stories he told his children before bedtime.
A keen-eyed scholar unearthed these while researching a possible paper on Twain and food. He was given the pages because they contained the word "oleomargarine."
Oleomargarine turns out to be both inedible and delicious. It's the name of the rotten little kid in "The Purloining of Prince Oleomargarine" — the glorious book being published by Penguin Random House.
The new work exists because other people also have intimate relationships with Mark Twain, shockingly enough. The Caldecott medal-winning author-and-illustrator team of Erin and Philip Stead collaborated with Twain's ghost and brought to life the story of an innocent, humble and resilient boy named Johnny.