Inertia has gotten me into lots of trouble. Not the sort of inertia where I am matter at rest tending to remain at rest. That keeps me out of hot water. I'm talking about the other kind of inertia — where I just can't stop because I started something, where I keep going because to turn back would mean all my effort was a waste. I've written whole books that way. They are sitting in plastic tubs in my basement — rejects, but harmless rejects.
My inertia books are not going to create the sound and the fury that the Southwest light-rail transit route currently under consideration has aroused. That's because, after 40 years of writing, I can admit when I've got a stinker on my hands.
This particular SWLRT process began with reasonable options like routing the rails adjacent to or on centerline piers within a highway corridor. That idea was rejected by the Minnesota Department of Transportation. Yet this is the preferred way to locate express transit rails in many cities, including Chicago. But maybe we didn't need express transit.
Minneapolis Mayor R.T. Rybak proposed running the route through the Midtown corridor, which has gained so much in population that his idea now seems even more sensible than in 2006. Maybe he thought we needed a route that would serve the city and its people.
There were further proposals to follow the Midtown corridor — rejected by the Southwest Alternatives Analysis committee because of the cost of relocating utilities on 10th Street.
One last proposal seemed the path of least resistance — after all, it just involved relocating people by kicking them out of their houses, rerouting freight rails to pass through the pretty streets of St. Louis Park, ruining a cherished greenway system, disrupting precious city beaches, and now proposing fixes like deep tunnels or vast berms that inflate the original costs, already outrageous, by hundreds of millions.
All this for a plan now much worse than all the previous ideas, and with far fewer potential riders.
People will argue with my squeezing down the long dollar-sucking parade of expert opinion and desperate logic this way. But let me squeeze it down even farther into what all that really is: forward motion inertia. A law of physics gleaned from personal observation is that bad planning increases acceleration when federal funding is offered.