Take a walk with me, dear reader, into the yard, down the street — anywhere, really, just so that we can step outside of our house of outrage. It's a roomy house, with space for everyone from woke progressives to disillusioned conservatives. It's a good house, filled with people united in a just and defiant cause. It's a harmonious house, thrumming with the sound of people agreeing vigorously.
And lately, we've started to believe we're ... winning.
We breathed relief Tuesday night when Roy Moore went down to his well-earned political death, like Jack Nicholson's Joker at the end of "Batman." We roared when Robert Mueller extracted a guilty plea from a cooperative Michael Flynn, and the investigative noose seemed to tighten around Donald Trump's neck. We cheered when Democrat Ralph Northam trounced Ed Gillespie after the Republican took the low road with anti-immigrant demagoguery.
It's all lining up. Democrats have an 11-point edge over Republicans in the generic congressional ballot. The president's approval rating is barely scraping 37 percent. Nearly 6 in 10 Americans say the U.S. is on the "wrong track." Isn't revenge in 2018 starting to taste sweet — and 2020 even sweeter?
Don't bet on it. Democrats are making the same mistakes Republicans made when they inhabited their own house of outrage, back in 1998.
You remember. The year of the wagged finger and the stained blue dress. Of a president who abused women, lied about it and used his power to bomb other countries so he could distract from his personal messes. Of a special prosecutor whose investigation overstepped its original bounds. Of half the country in a moral fever to impeach. Of the other half determined to dismiss sexual improprieties, defend a democratically elected leader and move on with the business of the country.
Oh, also the year in which the Dow Jones industrial average jumped by 16 percent, the unemployment rate fell to a 28-year low and Democrats gained seats in Congress. Bill Clinton, as we all know, survived impeachment and left office with a strong economic record and a 66 percent approval rating.
If nothing else, 1998 demonstrated the truth of the unofficial slogan on which Clinton had first run for president: It's the economy, stupid. Prosperity trumps morality. The wealth effect beats the yuck factor. That may not have held true in Moore's defeat, but it's not every day that an alleged pedophile runs for office. Even so, he damn well nearly won.