Pollsters in search of headlines often ask pointless questions on mundane subjects and then trumpet the meaningless results. The sort that show, for example, that 20% of Americans sleep on their stomachs, or that 33% prefer their salad with ranch dressing rather than bleu cheese.
So I was intrigued and suddenly alert when I noticed in the current issue of Harper's magazine that the pollsters at YouGov.com had asked a headline-generating question that went beyond the banal and got straight to the heart of things.
The question was, "Do you think life is fair?"
According to YouGov.com, one-third of respondents think it is.
Now I'm not sure exactly what the editors of Harper's expected us to think when they offered this statistic without comment. Was the point for us to be shocked at how few people believe life is fair?
I certainly wasn't. I was amazed that anyone living in our vastly unequal society could hold such a ludicrously Panglossian view of the world. Did the pollsters ask the question only of diners at the French Laundry after several glasses of the Chateau Lafite-Rothschild?
Of course we're all fed that kind of cheerful pablum when we're kids. Work hard and play by the rules and you'll be rewarded.
But it doesn't take long to figure out that's not true.