Here's a shocker: I have a conservative friend - let us call him Mr. C. to avoid compounding his personal embarrassment at being my pal - who has taken to sending me columns from liberal New York Times writers who support his view that President Barack Obama is a dud.
He first sent a column from Maureen Dowd, whom he praised to high heaven for her Obama apostasy. What a brilliant writer! Of course, he thought she was terrible when she was toasting George W. Bush.
Most recently, he sent me a piece by Frank Bruni, which was about Mr. Obama's staunchest defenders always blaming his predecessor. No doubt he thought he was a terrible writer, too, until this column, which began with a provocative question: "Whenever Barack Obama seems in danger of falling, do we have to hear that George W. Bush made the cliff?"
Mr. C. and fellow readers of like mind, the answer is yes. Let me irritate you further by explaining why in a friendly manner.
If there's a sacred commandment in the one true church of conservative belief, it is thou shalt not name the president who must not be blamed, for to name him is to blame him. From the earliest days of the Obama administration, an ironclad type of right-wing political correctness clanged down like a huge gate, fencing off the former president from all who would criticize him.
Anybody who dared make the slightest oblique reference to He Who Must Not Be Named was met with a chorus of "There you go again, blaming Bush." If I had a dime for every email I received saying this, I would be so rich I could afford a hot dog and a beer at the ballpark without first obtaining a mortgage.
In fact, in right-wing lore, President Obama himself blames his predecessor multiple times a day, month in and month out. He supposedly wakes up in the morning and blames him between yawns. He blames him over breakfast, blames him in midmorning, blames him at lunch and blames in the afternoon, blames in the evening and then blames him after kissing Michelle good night.
If you believe this, and many people do, all I can say is that counseling is available and it will prove useless.