I don't care what the official explanation is for the 20-minute delay in the bottom of the sixth inning of Tuesday's Twins-Dodgers game, and neither does anyone who watched the unbearable, interminable mess.
All that matters is that it was triggered by a double-switch (!) and it slowed down an already glacially paced game. If it was the night baseball died — and it very well could be — the only saving grace we can take from the experience is that it produced some very good tweets.
Narrator: It did not.
That's a 2003 NFL Draft callback from Brauer, which is the kind of obscure humor we crave at midnight on Twitter.
No ice cream for Dave Roberts, either.
EVEN THE TWINS WERE CONFUSED.
Don't tempt me, Jimmy.
No! That was the worst part. We still had three innings to go.
