You know them -- they are ubiquitous in political circles, as well as in our elite institutions. They are the purveyors of poverty who endlessly warn of the Dickensian dangers in a society without a government-run safety net.
And they have succeeded in constructing a modern welfare state so expansive that in this season of giving it's downright surprising every working American hasn't memorized the line "I gave at the office."
Nearly half of U.S. households now receive some form of government aid, with means-tested programs accounting for the largest share of recipients. Food-stamp enrollment has skyrocketed -- far faster than the rate of economic decline -- with 46 million Americans now getting benefits.
When you include subsidized housing, TANF cash grants, Medicare, Medicaid and all the rest, social welfare benefits make up one-third of private and public wages, according to TrimTabs Investment Research.
Even before the Obama era, says Robert Rector of the Heritage Foundation, total government spending on means-tested income transfer programs in 2008 amounted to $714 billion -- 13 times greater, after adjusting for inflation, than in 1964.
Despite this, Americans still donate roughly $300 billion every year. Makes you wonder what a private social safety net would look like if the taxman weren't quite so greedy.
Here's a clue: Prior to the entitlement era, mutual aid societies, insurance cooperatives, religious organizations and fraternal associations didn't just dot the landscape; they were a prominent fixture in every community.
Yaron Brooks and Don Watkins, writing in Forbes, note: "In 1910, in New York State ... 151 private benevolent groups provided care for children, and 216 provided care for adults or adults with children.