The nun still provides free massages to fans. A pig still delivers game balls to home plate dressed in costumes. The promotional spoofs remain intentionally wacky.
In other words, the St. Paul Saints are still the St. Paul Saints, despite moving operations to a posh new ballpark that is nothing short of spectacular.
Saints baseball long has focused on being daffy as much as anything else. In a recent game, the grounds crew dragged the field wearing wigs and dresses, and a contestant had to guess whether certain quotes came from Paul Molitor or Jean-Paul Sartre.
In a broader context, a game's final score never determined whether a summer night at the ballpark was a success, as long as fans laughed, socialized and enjoyed themselves.
That remains the Saints fundamental objective. "Fun is good" is their motto. But something else is entertaining this season, which deserves its own bumper sticker.
Winning is good, too.
The Saints are 29-7, have won all 11 of their series and own the best record in the American Association.
They sit atop the league in team pitching and runs scored and have a 13-game lead in their division.