There are few luckier draws on the soccer calendar than playing Belize at your place.
The team is nicknamed the Jaguars, but in the parlance of the game, they're known as "minnows." Belize is ranked No. 130 in the world. The Central American nation is the size of Massachusetts, with the population of Wichita. It has only been playing international matches since 1995, and the Gold Cup opener Tuesday night in a raucous Portland stadium was the Jaguars' first-ever appearance in a major competition. Their federation had to stage a telethon just to cover the costs.
It's one measure of how far soccer has come in these United States that the hosts were expected to crush Belize — and did.
The only suspense came after a wide-open Ian Gaynair headed in a cross in the 40th minute to pull the Jaguars back within 2-1. But Chris Wondolowski countered less than a minute later with his third goal of the opening half, so that by the start of the second, the only question left was whether U.S. coach Jurgen Klinsmann would push for more.
It wasn't a long wait for the answer. Klinsmann subbed out Kyle Beckerman, a mostly defensive midfielder, with Stuart Holden, a gifted attacker with a bad-luck run of injuries, and Holden promptly responded with the first of what turned out to be three second-half U.S. goals in a 6-1 final.
"We took it seriously. We mentioned that before, yesterday and the last couple of days," Klinsmann said. "The team was very focused. They wanted to get the goals, and they did.
"And therefore," he added, "we are very satisfied."
The Gold Cup final is scheduled for July 28, concluding what's been an interesting couple of months for soccer in the Americas, at least the part covered by what's known as CONCACAF (Confederation of North, Central American and Caribbean Association Football).