HOUSTON – The swing won't work, Chris Colabello has been told. Maybe you can rack up big numbers in the minor leagues by standing away from the plate, reaching for pitches and driving them to right field, but big-league pitchers will figure that out and sling pitch after pitch through the hole in your swing.
Yeah, Colabello's heard about the thumbs-down scouting reports, and even he admits, "I haven't played here long enough to know if it's going to work or not."
He uncovered some new evidence Monday, though. Colabello, angry at himself for striking out with the tying run on second base in the eighth inning, drilled a first-pitch fastball into the Astros bullpen in the ninth, a grand slam that completed a Twins comeback for a 10-6 victory at Minute Maid Park.
"I've never seen anybody with that kind of opposite-field power," said catcher Chris Herrmann, whose two-out walk loaded the bases for Colabello's big moment.
"That's the hardest place to hit it out, and he hits it out with ease."
Colabello did it twice, lacing a solo shot to almost the same spot in the fourth inning; the two homers and five RBI are career highs — and confidence builders.
"When I get away from my approach, stuff like the last couple of weeks happens," Colabello said of his 0-for-23 skid that dropped his batting average below .200 before ending Sunday. "I've been working really hard in the cage and [batting practice] to try to get back to my stroke."
His timing couldn't be better, given that the Twins traded away Justin Morneau on Saturday, leaving Colabello the only true first baseman on the major league roster. Despite his International League MVP trophy and 31 home runs between the majors and Class AAA this season, more than anyone in the Twins organization but phenom Miguel Sano, Colabello doesn't seem to be anyone's favorite to claim Morneau's job as his own next year.