It's almost like the Indians are toying with the Twins now, like they're afraid their hosts will lose interest if they come out swinging.
Cleveland is a boxer carrying an overmatched opponent, careful not to administer the knockout blow until the fans have gotten their money's worth.
The Indians improved to 9-0 at Target Field this season with a 9-3 victory in the opener of a doubleheader Thursday, dropping the Twins seven games back in the AL Central, and they did it in the same, cruel way they did in their other eight victories: By letting the Twins hang around, build up a little hope, and then —bam!
The haymaker this time was a three-run home run by Yan Gomes in the eighth inning, an almost predictable denouement to a one-run game. Cleveland has outscored the Twins 31-7 from the sixth inning on at Target Field this season, turning close game after close game into blowouts.
This time, Cleveland's late offense turned a 3-2 game into another rout, the Indians' sixth time in nine games they have put eight or more runs on the scoreboard.
Of course, all those runs are overkill when the Twins refuse to score any themselves. Minnesota put three runners on third base in this one, had eight different batters try to drive them home, and failed every time — six of them by striking out.
Oh yes, the strikeouts: Minnesota hitters whiffed 19 times, setting a franchise record for a nine-inning game.
It was such a sullen finish one a grey-cloud day, even the feel-good comeback story was dampened. Glen Perkins made his first Target Field appearance since Oct. 2, 2015, and first major-league appearance anywhere in 493 days.