Many long-running horror film franchises follow a familiar script of killing off the evil character at the end of one movie. only to bring him (or her … or it) back to life for another go-round. This merry-go-round of burial and resurrection is not altogether plausible, but then again neither is a man who has knives on his hand.
The 2015 Twins season has not been a horror movie. If it fit into a genre, maybe it would be a coming-of-age film, filled with highs and lows (as well as humorous interludes of dancing). But this Twins season has followed the horror franchise plot line of burial and resurrection, and I have decided to count up the number of times this team was left for dead, only to be brought back to life again:
LEFT FOR DEAD, PART I — April 13 burial: The Twins had their doors blown off the first week of the season, going 1-5 on a road trip (including a brutal showing in Detroit) before getting creamed by Kansas City in an error-filled home opener. At that point, Minnesota was 1-6 and many of us wrote them off about 1/23rd of the way into the season.
BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE, PART I — May 31 resurrection: What followed, of course, was an "I can't believe this is happening" 29-13 stretch that included timely hitting and superb bullpen work. It left the Twins 30-19 at the end of May, and leading the AL Central.
LEFT FOR DEAD, PART II — June 16 burial: Those waiting for the other shoe to drop so they could say "I told you so" didn't have to wait long. The Twins went 4-11 in their first 15 games of June, leaving them at 34-30 and making people assume the full-on fade toward another losing season was on.
BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE, PART II — July 17 resurrection: But instead of fading, the Twins surged again. They cruised into the All-Star break with a 49-40 record and won their first game after the break to get to 50-40 — a pace for 90 wins at the 90-game mark.
LEFT FOR DEAD, PART III — Aug. 9: It didn't last. A 3-6 home stand and a brutal 1-6 road trip pushed the Twins under .500 at 55-56. I wrote that it was nice the Twins had at least contended until the Vikings' first preseason game, which was later that night.
BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE, PART III — Aug. 16: But a 4-2 home stand, combined with the mediocrity of the American League, nudged the Twins back into contention at 59-58 before a big road trip out East.