Death. Taxes. And stock market doubters.
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790, two years before the Buttonwood Agreement laid the groundwork for organized securities trading in New York City.
Had he lived long enough to see the creation of the New York Stock Exchange, Franklin may have recognized market doubters to be as inevitable as life's other certainties.
If investors' outlook is best judged by their actions, then the majority remain unconvinced the surge in stock prices we've experienced since Christmas has staying power.
In the first week of March, investors withdrew $5.3 billion from equity funds, according to data compiled by financial services firm Lipper.
Market sentiment, like the icy remains of a Minnesota winter, has yet to thaw.
Late year swoon
The negativity is largely due to a harrowing fourth quarter in which the S&P 500 fell 20 percent peak-to-trough.
Mutual-fund outflows peaked just before Christmas, with $56.2 billion in redemptions signaling the most significant week of selling since October 2008, as reported by the Investment Company Institute.