March a-3, b-2, c-1. (Other tournament teams with dog nicknames — Gonzaga, Mississippi State, Washington, Yale — were not listed out of respect for the test taker.)
Score youself: 12 -- Audition for Sports Jeopardy! 9-11 -- Go to the bar on Trivia Night. 6-8 -- You're a follower but not a worldwide sports leader. 0-5 -- Work on your 2020 vision.