When I left Minneapolis at 18 to study in France, I never imagined the locals would think my birthplace was the equivalent of Mars: a faraway, frozen place where it was probably impossible to find a decent baguette.
At best, I met the occasional businessperson who, during a long layover at MSP, spent an hour wandering the Mall of America. At worst, telling French people that Minneapolis was my hometown drew either confusion — "where?" — or misplaced recognition — "race cars!"
"No, that's Indianapolis," I interrupted. "I'm from Minne-apolis."
I kept struggling to explain where and what my apparently godforsaken hometown was. "Seven hours north of Chicago" or "seven hours south of Canada" sounds pretty horrifying to people who can take the TGV from Paris to Amsterdam in less than half that time. While drinking white Bordeaux and nibbling on petits fours, no less.
So I tried my luck with sports teams. "Twins?" "Vikings?"
Then came the blank looks. "Twins? Qu'est-ce que c'est?"
Finally, at an outdoor dinner party in Grenoble, France, with the peaks of the surrounding Alps glimmering in the balmy dusk, I lit upon the solution, quite by accident. First came the requisite "where are you from?" Then I blurted: "Minneapolis. Where Prince is from."
Around the table, eyes lit up. Two neighbors, a chic couple I found intimidating in exactly the way you expect the French to be intimidating, broke out in competing, champagne-fueled refrains of "Raspberry Beret" and "Purple Rain."