Thanks to the BP oil spill, stinking slicks and tarry balls of crude threaten ecosystems and livelihoods as the gunk slouches toward fisheries, bayous, homes and resorts.
All of which made driving the A5 through the magnolia-scented air in southern Mississippi and Louisiana that much sweeter.
The convertible's full name -- A5 2.0 TFSI Quattro Tiptronic -- is a jawbreaker, but the sleek four-seater is Audi's "What, me worry?" riposte to merchants of gloom who say high fuel economy can't coexist with fast, luxurious cars.
The A5 uses Audi's turbocharged, direct-injection 2.0-liter four-cylinder engine to combine effortless high-speed cruising with fuel economy that encourages you to drive past gas stations and consider yourself a friend of the Earth.
The all-wheel-drive Quattro model I tested scored EPA ratings of 20 miles per gallon in the city and 26 on the highway. The front-wheel-drive A4 won't match the Quattro's handling, but it rated 23 mpg in the city and 30 mpg on the highway.
Prices for the 2010 Audi A5 convertible start at $42,000 for a front-wheel-drive model and $44,100 for the all-wheel-drive Quattro model.
For anybody who's wondering about the rest of the car's name, the "T" stands for turbo, and FSI is Audi's name for direct fuel injection.
Think of them as German for "EcoBoost," the name Ford uses for the same technology. "Tiptronic" indicates that the car I tested had a conventional automatic transmission, as opposed to the base model's CVT.