Here's a sampling of today's happenings. For complete entertainment listings, go to www.startribune.com. THEATER

OLD LOG THEATER: "Funny Money." A mild-mannered accountant picks up the wrong briefcase on a train and discovers it's full of money. When the police find his briefcase with a corpse in the river, trouble ensues. 8 p.m. $19.50-$56. 5185 Meadville St., Excelsior. 952-474-5951. RICK BRONSON'S HOUSE OF COMEDY: Ben Gleib. 8 p.m. $7-$19. 8100 24th Av. S., Bloomington. 952-858-8558. MUSIc

LONESOME DAN KASE: 9:30 p.m. 331 Club, 331 13th Av. NE., Mpls. 612-331-1746. art

TEXTILE CENTER: "Advancements." Jerome fiber artists project grant exhibition. 3000 University Av. SE., Mpls. 612-436-0464. KIDS AND FAMILY

BODIES - THE EXHIBITION: Up-close look inside specially preserved human bodies, showing the intricacies of muscle, bone, skin, circulatory and other systems. 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. $14-$22. Mall of America, Interstate 494 and Cedar Av. S., Bloomington. www.bodiestheexhibition.com. HISTORIC FORT SNELLING: Step back in time and experience life in this wilderness outpost of the 1820s. Children under 5 free. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $5-$10. 200 Tower Av., St. Paul. 612-726-1171. www.mnhs.org.