DETROIT - Sunday was rookie dress-up day for the Twins, an annual September tradition where the veterans make the rookies board a team flight wearing the most ridiculous costumes they can find.
With 13 rookies on the active roster, it seemed half the team was in costume, and Joe Benson's was especially fitting. He was dressed as a white rabbit in a giant black hat.
To win these days, with such an inexperienced lineup, that's what manager Ron Gardenhire must do: Pull a rabbit out of his hat.
The astonishing free fall continued. Doug Fister pitched the Tigers to a 2-1 victory at Comerica Park, completing another three-game sweep.
At 59-87, the Twins would have owned the American League's worst record if the Orioles (58-87) hadn't blown a late lead in Toronto.
How has it come to this for a Twins team that won 94 games last season?
The Twins are 9-31 since July 30, and while they can't blame inexperience for the beginning of that stretch, the bottom really fell out Aug. 21.
Since that date, they are 4-17 and have been held to zero or one run 12 times. They've started at least three rookie position players in all 21 of those games and haven't had more than five Opening Day starters in the lineup even once.